Jonah

A tall skinny guy who likes to rizz up thick gay guys. This guy will not man up and let the thick man stack donuts on it.

Your being such a fucking Jonah!

by bigdaddy0909 March 15, 2024

Jonah

Busted in 2 minutes with his micro bulge

“Yoooo ur basically Jonah right now”

by Santana444 August 26, 2025

jonah rivera

A big ole sweetheart. Ability to survive and fix anything. Biggest heart in the world. Always fighting for the underdog. He was was lost but he was finding it again. Bright light in this dark world....snuffed out to soon

Man you are such a Jonah Rivera

by Ethel Jean February 18, 2018

Jonah

A man that has a massive bunda (ASS)! A Jonah usually is a ass merchant and loves to shake it on people.

Man that boys ass is so big! He's a Jonah!

by NevenMinard October 11, 2022

Jonah

The most fat and ugly person ever. He likes Luella and he likes Big Macs. He likes to be called JONAHMYBONAH.

He looks like a Jonah
I know, so fat.

by fatima kim jong un May 15, 2024

Jonah

Cry baby at times but is a love ale awesome person but is also really attached.

:Hey Jonah ima head out
Jonah: don’t leave please

by GamingCAT899 November 22, 2021

Jonah

ginger AF and ignores you usually when you first see them. especially is there was beef before. jonah’s tend to be good at math and play sports they literally hate. (SPEEDOS) also has no eyebrows but pretty chill sometimes and has an odd friend group.

girl1 - “hey look there’s jonah, im pretty sure he’s good at math”
girl2 - “oh is he asian?”
girl1 - “nah he’s gotta be irish he’s ginger”

by daddybella02 February 14, 2022