Jeffrey Cockerblocker

A special kind of Cockblocking where men, specifically named Andrew, play a prank on you while you hook up with your exclusive girlfriend.

Andrew Jeffrey cockerblockered john last night at Staceys party.

by andrew piddlestein February 15, 2018

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Jeffrey Epstein

Someone who didn't kill himself

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself

ps. if the mods don't accept this definition, they are on Epstein's list.

by Masihiun January 5, 2024

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Jeffrey Preston Bezos Are Gossamer

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Jeffrey Preston Bezos Are Gossamer

by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025

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Jeffrey Epsteined

To hang yourself from an unusual location (such as a bench in a prison cell) that seems like it wouldn't be possible, or to be murdered in like fashion like Jeffrey Epstein was.

Man, that guy who got arrested last night jeffrey epsteined himself in the holding cell.

by TorchedMedic May 10, 2025

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The act of sticking the rim of a glass bottle into one's rectal cavity proceeded by defecating into it. After the turd has come out of the butt, the user must now turn upside down so the turd that was recently inside them, is now back where it belongs.

I went to a party where I had to do a "Magic Jeffrey". Suffice to say, I didn't shit for five days.

by Michael Veerman November 22, 2011

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Jeffrey Dahmer

A well known american serial killer and sex offender. He claimed that he killed around 17 people and kept parts of him victims with him(heads,arms.....) and ate some of them.

Bro this guy Jeffrey Dahmer was a monster. Kept a box of body parts at his job in his locker :o!

by lokumenia March 21, 2023

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