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Stump Dump

A shit so big it’s like passing a fucking tree stump out your asshole.
My as is torn up. I just took a stump dump.
by Eaton Holgoode December 21, 2017
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Victory Dump

After succeeding at a task (ie. video games, homework, job application, etc.) one relieves themselves by dropping the huge dump they've been holding while performing said task.
Where is Reed? Reed just destroyed the enemy team in COD, and is taking a massive victory dump.
by RGman June 9, 2010
mugGet the Victory Dumpmug.

island dump

When you take a poop so massive that it fills the toilet bowl higher than the toilet water forming a island in the toilet.
Man I ate a lot of food yesterday I think it will be a island dump.
by 7 flusher November 12, 2013
mugGet the island dumpmug.

Dump and Bump

Dumping a girl/boy to move up to a higher girl/boy therefore climbing up the dating ladder. Dumping someone unfavorable to bump to a hotter and better alternative.
"Hey man, what happened to you going out with Alison?"

"Right now in dating Emily. I just dump and bumped that shank."
by wotah January 8, 2015
mugGet the Dump and Bumpmug.

Side dump

While using anal beads in bed, you remove the beads in a quick lawn mower pull start type motion resulting in a reflex shit that has to be directed over the side of the bed.
Things got a little crazy last night....the side dump came up a little short. :(
by Mastermater208 December 7, 2015
mugGet the Side dumpmug.

dump truck

sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy fat ass
she is/has a dump truck
by driz1960 February 5, 2021
mugGet the dump truckmug.

Lumptee Dump

An obese, usually female human blocking the way for everyone in a grocery store checkout or aisle. Often accompanied by another Lumptee Dump and several children.
Oh god, there is a Lumptee Dump blocking the way.

Good god, there are two Lumptee Dumps in the same damn aisle!
by Scolly Joseph October 19, 2013
mugGet the Lumptee Dumpmug.

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