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Satan's Sock

It's basically when you step on water while wearing socks and that feeling of despair enhances all over your body as the water spreads through your sock.
Me : CRAP!
Guy: What's wrong?
Me: I just got a bad case of Satan's sock
Guy: Quick! Burn it before it possesses you!
by CannibalsForBreakfast November 18, 2013
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Ped socks

Very low cut running socks.

Commonly used to be worn with Sneakers.
Look absolutely dumb on guys but incredibly sexy on some girls.
Look at Kaity! Her feet look soo sexy with these Ped socks“.
by Aartz November 22, 2021
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Dong Sock

A dong sock is any object that is placed over a man's penis with the hope of keeping it warm and completely functional. A plethora of objects can be used as dong socks: standard tube socks, fuzzy condoms, duct tape (sticky-side-out for safety), a snake skin, or one of those furry things that you put over the driver in your golf bag.
If one was stuck in the Arctic wilderness with his best friend, and his friend died, one could cut open his abdomen and use him as a dong sock, much like Luke did with his Tauntaun on Hoth.
by Space Cowboy December 16, 2005
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spit sock

Spit Sock-When a woman gives a man head then spits it into a friends sock.
Shawna Spat Micheal's Load into Thomas's sock, it is now a Spit Sock.
by Sir Weber November 28, 2007
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Elmer’s Sock

A sock used for masturbation that’s so overused it’s as crusty a dried Elmer’s Glue. Found in nightstands, under beds, pillows and mattresses.
My elmer’s sock needs a wash. It’s unusable at this point.

My mom found my elmer’s sock and wanted some answers.
by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020
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head sock

An alternative and more literal name for a balaclava. The item of choice for any cold weather situation or bank heist.
1. What do you call someone wearing a head sock, a scarf and a helmet?

Anything you want, they can't hear a thing.

2. I went to the bank with my wife when an armed robber walked in, pulled on a head sock and pulled out a gun.

He went up to a customer and asked "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes", so the robber shot him.

He asked another customer "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes" so the robber shot him.

He asked me "did you see my face?"

"No, but the wife did"
by itseggtime January 21, 2021
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Sock Scooper

Desperately taking your own sock and using it to wipe your ass because there is no more toilet paper. (not your fault)
"My friend had to do a sock scooper and his dumb ass put the sock back on, maybe thats why he didnt score last night."
by Oeltjens January 30, 2010
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