It's basically when you step on water while wearing socks and that feeling of despair enhances all over your body as the water spreads through your sock.
Me : CRAP!
Guy: What's wrong?
Me: I just got a bad case of Satan's sock
Guy: Quick! Burn it before it possesses you!
Guy: What's wrong?
Me: I just got a bad case of Satan's sock
Guy: Quick! Burn it before it possesses you!
by CannibalsForBreakfast November 18, 2013
Get the Satan's Sockmug. Very low cut running socks.
Commonly used to be worn with Sneakers.
Look absolutely dumb on guys but incredibly sexy on some girls.
Commonly used to be worn with Sneakers.
Look absolutely dumb on guys but incredibly sexy on some girls.
by Aartz November 22, 2021
Get the Ped socksmug. A dong sock is any object that is placed over a man's penis with the hope of keeping it warm and completely functional. A plethora of objects can be used as dong socks: standard tube socks, fuzzy condoms, duct tape (sticky-side-out for safety), a snake skin, or one of those furry things that you put over the driver in your golf bag.
If one was stuck in the Arctic wilderness with his best friend, and his friend died, one could cut open his abdomen and use him as a dong sock, much like Luke did with his Tauntaun on Hoth.
by Space Cowboy December 16, 2005
Get the Dong Sockmug. by Sir Weber November 28, 2007
Get the spit sockmug. A sock used for masturbation that’s so overused it’s as crusty a dried Elmer’s Glue. Found in nightstands, under beds, pillows and mattresses.
My elmer’s sock needs a wash. It’s unusable at this point.
My mom found my elmer’s sock and wanted some answers.
My mom found my elmer’s sock and wanted some answers.
by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020
Get the Elmer’s Sockmug. An alternative and more literal name for a balaclava. The item of choice for any cold weather situation or bank heist.
1. What do you call someone wearing a head sock, a scarf and a helmet?
Anything you want, they can't hear a thing.
2. I went to the bank with my wife when an armed robber walked in, pulled on a head sock and pulled out a gun.
He went up to a customer and asked "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes", so the robber shot him.
He asked another customer "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes" so the robber shot him.
He asked me "did you see my face?"
"No, but the wife did"
Anything you want, they can't hear a thing.
2. I went to the bank with my wife when an armed robber walked in, pulled on a head sock and pulled out a gun.
He went up to a customer and asked "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes", so the robber shot him.
He asked another customer "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes" so the robber shot him.
He asked me "did you see my face?"
"No, but the wife did"
by itseggtime January 21, 2021
Get the head sockmug. Desperately taking your own sock and using it to wipe your ass because there is no more toilet paper. (not your fault)
"My friend had to do a sock scooper and his dumb ass put the sock back on, maybe thats why he didnt score last night."
by Oeltjens January 30, 2010
Get the Sock Scoopermug.