Now this is the stuff that you will find leaving an odor so awfull that it may even creep up under your shirt while standing,its a combination of ass sweat,shit particles,chaffy skin,and maybe even a dingle berry or two between your ass cheeks. It will usually occur when standing and or walking for prolonged periods of time,and will worsen in intense heat.Latter leaving a shit streak on your boxers.
by "ELBOWMAC" December 4, 2009

the feces under you fingernail after you have had your finger up a woman's ass. Often goes unnoticed at first due to the excitement of the moment when fucking her pussy and fingering her ass simultaneously.
by Woody Thomas September 20, 2008

(Thundering of loud footsteps in distence)
Pizza guy: RUN FUDGE-UMS RUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
Fudge-ums: Owaaaa ohhhh waaa
(Thundering increases as large amount of gay actors chase a midget in a brownie suit............wow.....just wow)
Pizza guy: RUN FUDGE-UMS RUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
Fudge-ums: Owaaaa ohhhh waaa
(Thundering increases as large amount of gay actors chase a midget in a brownie suit............wow.....just wow)
by Ross The Great August 26, 2006

When you proceed to defecate onto ones family member then you push them down a hill in a shopping cart.
by Tyler Bonilla Whittaker January 31, 2009

When Molly was baking brownies she looked in the bag and said, "What the hell is a fudge pouch?" Then her stepfather giggled and said, "That's just another name for your asshole. I know my fudge pouch is going to need a good asswiping once I'm done those brownies!"
by Gabe from West Chester August 29, 2022

by Migrainiac September 7, 2006

What leaks out of your lady's ass after you shoot your load during anal sex. The mixture of cum and shit on yo' dick.
by the real pappapittmudman April 23, 2006
