Doley Old Goofy

An old friendly man by himself in NYC running a store full of lottery tickets(aka free money)

Walking by the store on 18th St: I’m running low bro I only got $100 left.
Friend: (looks in the store) that’s a doley old goofy let’s hit him for all the 30’s then bend the block

by Dixk August 5, 2021

Old Spice Sandwich

when two elderly women ravage the oral and anal cavity of a elderly man with the "strap on" attachment.

Jim: I'm sorry boss, I cant come in today. My grandfather passed away yesterday.

Jerry: Oh I'm sorry to hear that how did he pass.

Jim: He was in a Old Spice sandwich.
Jerry: Damn shame.

by chuckmcnorissx October 3, 2018

cary old

To have huge, veiny, potato calves.

"John has a nice pair of Cary Olds."

by usc1321 April 17, 2015

12 year old

1: A human that's been alive for 12 years.

2: A term used as an insult on the internet

1: "Timmy is a 12 year old"

2: "omg ur a 12 year old"

by Everything is already used. July 19, 2022

Old Man Technology Problems

Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today

Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!

by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021

105 years old

An age.

He is nearly 105 years old.

by Debskelly1985 March 18, 2023

Old Friday

The last day of the work week when you realize the "New Friday" works out much better because you can savor the moment and sleep in with your friends wife at your side

I enjoyed Old Friday much more than New Friday....how about you Mrs Dussault????

by FGCinHB February 10, 2021