fire

1. something to cook food with
2. something thats really cool

1. i cooked food with fire isnt that incredible
2. "did u hear ronald McDonald's new mix tape"
" yea it was pretty fire"

by Morgan john March 4, 2019

Slovakian fire hose

A sexual act. It starts when a male partner jerks off into a liquid storage tank for a long about of time. One the desired amount of semen has been reached, a hose is attached to the container. The final step in to sneak up behind the partner, stick the hose in the unsuspecting partners ass, and put it on the “jet” setting. If all is done well, semen will travel up the partners digestive system and out of their mouth (and nose, if lucky). This can be used for fun or used as a home defense system.

Dude Andy was giving Cam a Slovakian Fire Hose last night! Cams small intestine ruptured though, but it was still funny

by Jumpinthesky09 June 1, 2024

friendly fire

friendly fire is when you at war or in battle especially the untied states of america military many branches like army, navy, air force, u,s space force, us stands for united states. marines. etc. they not focusing in battle and shoot and kill their own team mates with their guns. a lot of times because wearing like colors, or scared out of their man and shooting at everything that come their way. no children should be in the army. you shouldn't even start to join until you are at the age of 35 before you can join the military, no cowards or wimps either.

this friendly fire killed his best friend and now his wife is a widow or black widow.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 3, 2022

You're fired

You're fired. You can't fire me I quit. You can't quit I quit. You can't quit you're a frog. You can't frog me you're my wife . I'm not you're wife you're MY wife! Hey honey how was work? Pretty good but I quit my job. You can't quit you're job, you're fired! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Guy 1: Have you seen asdfmovie 12?
Guy2: It's full of dead memes from 2010.
Guy1: Yeah true.

Boss: You're fired!

by Skeletonbones November 10, 2020

Alaskan fire hose

The act of taping your butthole shut poking a hole and then eating laxative so it comes out really concentrated when you start to blow you light your butchers on fire and butt them out with your poop

Alaskan fire hoses are risky but worth it

by Matt_jenk November 25, 2024

GEICO fire extinguisher

A conflagration-douser dat's so easy to operate, even a caveman could use it.

If yer favorite primitive-hominid buddy wants to train for joining da local fire department, it might be wise to start him off wif a GEICO fire extinguisher --- no fussy pins, levers, or nozzles to learn about; he would merely need to hit it wif his club to make it operate.

by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025

not even if there's a fire

Another way of saying "not a chance in hell"

You want me to come in on my day off? Not even if there's a fire.

by Chefkangabanga March 24, 2022