Rule #1

Rule #1 is Shut the FUCK up!!

I walked in my house and said “Rule #1” and everybody knew to shut the fuck up!!
Rule #3 is there are no safe words in my house!! But that’s a different rule!!

by Byshop123 May 31, 2020

Rule 35

Rule 35: "If the song exist there's a gay version of it"

Person 1: Hey wanna watch some rule 35
Person 2: no wtf is it porn
Person 1: Nah it's just some funny shit
Person 1 : *Shows Blueberry Gaygo*
Person 1 and 2:LMAO

by MrRetard609 October 27, 2020

Friendship rules

Rules that you make up in a friendship

Me and my best friend made up friendship rules

by Lardner February 5, 2019

Rule 34

If it exists, there's porn of it/ explicit content of fictional characters or something what, do i look like a dictionary to you?

i just ejaculated to helluva boss furry fart rule 34 on the 29th of december in 2020

by 20thofjanuary2020 October 25, 2023

Rule 1616

the girl you like always has a boyfriend

you liked the girl, but she walks with the guy - this is rule 1616

by Reevse.inc April 11, 2020

rule 873

Vibe with Snom.
When enacted(through sending the "rule 873: vibe with snom" gif), all those who see must respond with the same gif and Vibe With Snom.

"Damnit they enacted Rule 873. I'm so sick of vibing with snom."
"...what?"

by GravesyBoy December 2, 2024

Wise-Parker Rule of Three

A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.

Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!

by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011