A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.
by Caramirdan October 3, 2016
Get the Creep Rulemug. one of the original reality shows, this MTV series puts 7 people that they figure won't get along very well in an RV, send them on random missions to earn money,and let them live (and get in fights) together in front of cameras for a few months.
by hazeyshadeofgrey July 17, 2003
Get the road rulesmug. No kissing during anonymous hook-ups. Often used by gay men. In reference to the Julia Roberts movie, Pretty Woman.
by JuliaRobertsHerself July 21, 2022
Get the Roberts’ Rulemug. The act of inserting an regulation-sized NFL football inside of a woman's vagina. Bonus points if you're doing this while wearing a Tom Brady jersey.
by the super penis man March 17, 2024
Get the The Tuck Rulemug. The disgusting "mellow/yellow" procedure practiced during water-shortages, or implemented to lower your consumption of pay-per-gallon city-water.
Rather than practicing the "soft drink" water-saver rule to save on my utility-bills, I collect rainwater in buckets outside, and then use that some of the time to flush my toilet.
by QuacksO October 15, 2018
Get the "soft drink" water-saver rulemug. The Homney rule is that just because a person is from a state doesn’t mean they will win it in a presidential election. Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney in the presidential election of 2012, lost his home state to incumbent Barack Obama. This is mainly due to Massachusetts being a “Solid Blue” state for democrats since around 1960. The Homney Rule also applies to Al Gore in 2000 and many other presidential candidates throughout history. The Rule’s name is in reference to HOme state and mitt roMNEY.
Just cause Ted Cruz is from Texas doesn’t mean he’s gonna win it in 2028, the Homney rule is known to hurt the republicans
by Cupojo3 himself April 29, 2021
Get the The Homney Rulemug. Also known as the Hudson principle. Permits intimate relationships of a two-year age gap max, limited to sophomore-senior and junior-(college) freshman pairings.
"Yo, your girl is still in high school?"
"Yeah, she's a senior at my old high school."
"I mean, yeah, but we're freshmen man."
"Dude, Hudson rule."
"Yeah, she's a senior at my old high school."
"I mean, yeah, but we're freshmen man."
"Dude, Hudson rule."
by bucknuggets January 16, 2025
Get the Hudson rulemug.