Anti Slag Lock

When a girl is too tight to have sex

We went to have sex but her 'Anti Slag Lock' didn't let me inside her.

by GrannyShagger September 19, 2021

Dirty Dick Licker

A term used to describe someone who has wronged you or simply has licked a dirty dick!

That bitch at the bar kicked my stool out from under me and yelled “Jenga.” What a dirty dick licker.

by Sarcastica69 March 21, 2022

It’s like being licked by a mule

The state of being so taken aback; as if you had been licked by a mule.

Holy shit bro dat rack has me feelin’ floored. It’s like being licked by a mule.

by The deplorables July 27, 2022

Dusty Toe Licker

All Mf’s who like anime

Look! It’s a dusty toe licker

by Pengaleng123 August 21, 2022

National Pussy Licker

A pedophile who got struck by lightning.

Boy 1: This National Pussy Licker just licked my pussycat.

by SkvllF4c3 January 30, 2023

National Toe Licker Day

September 17th a day where boys and girls can lick each other’s zesty ass toes.

Boy 1: Guys it’s September 17th you know what that means, get down on the ground and get those musty crusty toes out.
Girl 1: Awh man it’s National Toe Licker day.
The lesbian couple: You know what time it is ;)).

by SkvllF4c3 January 30, 2023

Austin “the licker “ gromek

Bootlicker without sarcasm comprehension

Don’t be like him , he’s an Austin “the licker “ gromek

by Dealingcaveman March 28, 2023