joe died of ligma

joe died of ligma is a trap

if u ask who is joe then hes gonna say joe mama
if u ask what ligma is then hes gonna say ligma balls

Guy1: it's so sad that Joe died of ligma
Guy2: ...

by Tsunami.jpg December 14, 2021

sloppy joe nut

When you come really hard and have diarrhea at the same time

The sex was really good, but then my body realized that I'd had too much Taco Bell. So, yeah, when I came it was a sloppy joe nut.

by CallMePickles November 3, 2021

Joe feaver-ing

• Joe Feaver-ing is the when you commit the act of masturbating 12 times per day. Is commonly done by introverts who play video games all day.

“oh hai mark! what did you do last night?”
“oh well i was just joe feaver-ing”
“please stay away from my kids mark”

by G&p23 December 18, 2019

Joe Van Falier

Joe VF is a straight up overwatch loving nerd - in a good way. He plays ps4 24/7. He has a 77 inch Pp but doesn't know how to interact with bitches. Joe has blonde hair and blue eyes, but isnt a nazi. Joe doesn't swear and gets peng grades in school. Joe is below average height but could easily knock anyone out with his karate skills. Joe has eyebrow game for days.

Joe van falier is epic, I love his girth and charisma

by Joevanfalier December 10, 2019

John in my Joe

A common office prank where you put your dick in someones cup of coffee.

Hey bro! Why'd you put your John in my Joe?

by EntryIsGladiator November 8, 2020

grandpa joe 2000

the act where a 60+ year old male gets a job at a pre school then proceeds to poop in a sock and whip little girls with his own shit sock until they pass out and he takes them home in his white van and ties them up in his basement

bro my little sister just got the grandpa joe 2000!

by jizz creamery February 23, 2021

Billie Joe Armstrong

The lead singer of Green Day. who has all the good looks.

Oh Billie Joe Armstrong is so pretty.

by The man of blood and death November 10, 2018