house tango

A Tango that has grown accustom to the indoor lifestyle. Taskings usually require cleaning, cake walking, serving food. This Tango would not fair well in the "Fields" as he has lost his ability to work outside. Typically black in nature.

"OH, that guy? He a House Tango?"

by The Realest Professor August 21, 2024

house tango

A Tango that has grown accustom to the indoor lifestyle. Taskings usually require cleaning, cake walking, serving food. This Tango would not fair well in the "Fields" as he has lost his ability to work outside. Typically black in nature.

"We all know teshaun is a House Tango"

by The Realest Professor August 21, 2024

ellie and mason HOUSE

THE best house on the block
originally a meme from a subreddit called r/KidsAreFuckingStupid, a little girl texts her mom a pic of her crying along with the texts:
"can i go to ellie and mason"

"house"

"omg look its ellie and mason HOUSE 💜!!"

by super awesome gurl August 28, 2024

House

Be house. {To do the act of "Housing" To be House (To act like House)}

House: Youre a black man.
Foreman: This vexes me.

House: He needs mouse bites to live

Mouse: squeak squeak squeak
Patient: I feel better. No more nose blood. Thank you doctor!
House: I am very smart
Wilson: I too am in this episode! (participated)

by leftonsea September 16, 2024

LILL BRO IM IN YUOR HOUSE

i am in your closet. there is no where to run.

Random noise: "LILL BRO IM IN YUOR HOUSE!!!"
John: *grabs SMG*

by marcothemonkey68421 September 18, 2024

vasectomy housing

In residential land use planning, a development which consists entirely of small apartments intended to house no more than two people each. The logic presumably is that, while landlords are severely restricted in their ability to turn prospective tenants away for having bred like crack-addled rabbits, they are able to turn people away if housing them would mean overcrowding a rental unit... so conveniently there are no units available with space for you and your hellspawn.

Nominally, while regulations vary between regions, the only opportunity for a slumlord to expressly declare a residential development "adults only" often is to force everything 55+ as a retirement or seniors' home. Vasectomy housing avoids the issue by building apartments small enough that there's really no room for all of these extra little people. While they won't say so publicly, local councils are well aware that building this sort of development means less burden on schools, playgrounds or other infrastructure.

by bitchuck September 20, 2024

Waffle House Wench

1. A woman that likes to be scattered, smothered, and covered in the Waffle House batter.
2. A quickie in the Waffle House bathroom

I took my girlfriend at 2 in the morning out for breakfast, and she ended up being a Waffle House Wench.

by BeatleBabe007 October 16, 2024