bonergy

bo-ner-gy bohn-er-jee 1. available sexual power delivered to the penis

"That sexy lady over there has me at 75% bonergy"
This is an example of a semi. Note that 100% bonergy is only reached during climax and 0% bonergy is met shortly therafter.

by Bradley Newkirk October 4, 2006

Bonercide

The act of killing your boner, whether intentional or unintentional, due to unfortunate or untimely circumstances.

Intentional Bonercide: I was getting ready to rub one out and the family came home, had to bonercide! (Thoughts of dead kitties, grandma on the toilet, mom naked)

Unintentional Bonercide: I was about to get in with this chick and she said "those sores aren't contagious". She killed it, bonercide.

by Seximess December 1, 2011

Sand Boneritis

When ever you see, smell, touch or even hear sand you automatically get a raging boner.

Damn the other day I looked across the lake and saw a massive pile of sand that gave me a raging boner it must have been a really bad case if sand boneritis.

by Anal_Titty_Liquer August 10, 2018

mind boners

when something blows your mind, it gives you a mind boner.

friend:shit dude! did you hear that new luvtonez joint?

president barack obama: yeah man, shit is real. it gave me mind boners!

by tibby trillZ September 9, 2011

Boerne High School vape bust 2k19

9 freshman girls got caught doing the vapes. They were to busy getting popcorn lung to realize the bust coming. They are now referred to as the freshman vape gods. Let’s just say prince got them good.

Hey did you here about the Boerne High School vape bust 2k19

by Horstmanprincewilson February 2, 2019

boneritis

A disease that causes boners very often, especially in public places. The boners often last for half an hour and come back repeatedly.

I had a boneritis attack right when I had to give a presentation in front of my class.

by dk? May 28, 2005

bonerlicious

Something about a woman that gives you an instant boner alert. It could be a fabulous peachy arse or a pair of pert and pokey nipples. A bonerlicious feeling that leaves you throbbing with a prime boner.

Her tight peachy buns are bonerlicious.

by littlemissperky April 29, 2008