The next step up from gorilla ass, Grizzly ass is common in the southern region among tribes who live in swampy areas surrounded by high mountain peaks. It flourishes in muggy climates. The main cause is a lack of soap and water for a minimum of three weeks, and taking huge dooks. The ass hairs form a thick barrier, impossible for turds to penetrate causing severe dingle berries and itching, When scratched the smell will remain on the fingers for weeks(even when scratched through the trousers)Aside from shaving, industrial strength hand cleaner is the only cure. Grizzly ass is not gender specific and affects all walks of life.
After going without a shower and eating MRE's for the last month in Iraq. These long walks were taking a toll on Lcpl Slapahoe's health and welfare, he was now not only fighting insurgents, but a heavy case of grizzly ass as well.
by Bruce Slagbust April 1, 2006
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Get the ass bucket mug.(Noun) one who has trouble walking due to the extreemly obese condition of their body and must resort to a waddling motion similar to that of a penguin in order to move/walk.
by Yeti Hutz April 17, 2010
Get the Ass Penguin mug.A stout, oblong, wooden cudgel approximately 12 inches in length used by the Irish mob as an interrogation aid. The subject is often bent over a bar with their pants down, while said object is placed firmly against the rectum for "leverage". The further implied uses of the probe are clear.
Ya' feel that there Tommy boy? Ya knows what that is, now don't ya'. Right you are lad, it's me old ass cudgel. Now I'll only be asking ya' this one time boyo....
by The_Judgel December 22, 2010
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Someone with a really big ass, like something that can block out the sun and usually looks really horrible.
Someone with a really big ass, like something that can block out the sun and usually looks really horrible.
JJ: She has got a horrible bottom
Jon: understatement, that thing is hanging out everywhere. Thats the Ass of Doom
Jon: understatement, that thing is hanging out everywhere. Thats the Ass of Doom
by melvinho July 28, 2010
Get the Ass of Doom mug.Small to large blisters, rectal warts, lesions or other growths occurring around the rectum. Their presence gives the affected area the appearance of a potato. The darkness of the rectum serving as the dark hide of the tuberous vegetable, and the warts, blisters & lesions serve as the "eyes" of the potato. If the inflicted individual has "bleached" their rectum they are then referred to as "Golden Ass Potatoes."
I was just about to perform anal sex on this hot cougar in the bed of her truck, but when she spread her cheeks I could see ass potatoes!
by Paul Hate May 22, 2011
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