Ryan

If you ever meet a Ryan, he is probably an absolute dickhead who needs to get a fucking life. Has tough friends because he likes pissing people off and is as weak as shit.

Ryan, Also spelt, Faggot

Ryan should get a life

by James The Faggot Wade April 7, 2022

Ryan Marek

A person how smashes their sister vigorously.

Damn bro you Ryan marek?

by Hrhrhth April 18, 2020

Ryan

Really annoying boy; usually a younger sibling: but if you are a Ryan don’t take this personally.

Ugh that Ryan guy is so annoying.

by Cat lady hdjdjeidk October 26, 2019

Ryan

as a ryan, I agree with all the definitions

“ryan agrees with all the definitions here”

by ILoveRyan69420 January 6, 2023

Ryan Metcalf

A man like no other, one that you will only meet once in your life, if your lucky. Prized with the most beautiful kind eyes and brilliant intellect. Adorning the smoothest pillow lips and speaking with the most supple, soft, angelic voice. He will never cease to make you smile with his witty humor or outlandish behavior and will always keep you guessing. He is the most loyal and caring person that one could ever come across always putting others before himself and upholding the highest moral code. Wether it be physically or romantically all features of him are attractive. It is impossible to not love such a perfect man.There is no other like Ryan Metcalf… or his foreskin.

“Who’s that hunk over there!?”
“That’s Ryan Metcalf.”

by Metpricefield November 23, 2021

Ryan Dacey

A massive lover to jem jem

Oh that guys pulling a Ryan dacey

by Jemma Vincent xx July 29, 2021

Ryan

A nice man but can be fat. He is very caring and LOVES to play with his pets. He has luscious brown hair and nice dark eyes. He hopes to get a girl one day but fails girl after girl. Everybody wants to be Ryan because he is the hottest hunk of meat ever created.

Ryan is sooooo CUTE!

by PixelGMR February 26, 2020