two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them

"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."

by McDonalds Pizza February 25, 2021

doing the Two Mad

Leaving Overwatch and Discord running for days while not answering to messages. Leaving others befuddled on your well-being.

Person 1: Have you heard of Nick?
Person 2: No, but I saw on Discord he's doing the Two Mad

by urban_s1ln February 27, 2024

two boated

Getting stuck waiting for two ships to enter/exit the Duluth Harbor instead of just one.

I was two boated at the Aerial Lift Bridge for 20 minutes. I had to wait for the Edgar Speer and Mesaba Miner to clear the ship canal.

by Donn Wolean May 06, 2008

too turnt two wheels

The local alcoholics that have duis in the town of Lasalle/Peru and ride their bikes everywhere including to the bars and their jobs

I just saw too turnt two wheels ride his bike to the liquor store

by Bk2333 January 08, 2015

the two percent

the percent of the U.S. population that is jewish

Abe belongs to the two percent, so does Sol.

by 7298 September 11, 2020

two chords

Tipically a word you say when you hear someone playing jazz music.
It is a meme which is spreading throughout the internet originated by a video on youtube named "Due Accordi" (Two Chords in english)

*Jazz music playing*
Me: "oh, two chords"

by Dan Sparkle April 26, 2018

A war on two fronts

When you are taking a piss and need to shit

Jim: what's up with the door slamming in the bathroom
George: I had a war on two fronts

by raygun20 July 12, 2021