Sucking buttermilk

When you have to use #2 (take a shit) so bad that your asshole quivers uncontrollably as you green apple quick step to the bathroom.

Me: Man, I almost did not make it to the restroom!
Friend: why you say that?
Me: my asshole was sucking buttermilk as I rushed to get to the “throne”!

by Texas Shithouse Poet September 4, 2020

pucker-suck

When two people put their buttholes together and clench at the same time

Hey man, me and my ole lady pucker-sucked last night.

by Regularweirdo May 3, 2024

If You Express That you want To Fiddle Then Suck It Pussy, I wil not

If You Express That you want To Fiddle Then Suck It Pussy, I wil not

If You Express That you want To Fiddle Then Suck It Pussy, I wil not

by ToddAaronBrotzeIsNickFury March 18, 2025

Suck

To vape or smoke

‘hey would you like to come outside for a suck?”
“yes I really need a suck”

by I<3diggers November 8, 2021

suck me

suck my private areas.

ay baby come suck me

by deznutzzzzzz May 2, 2022

Suck A Dick Day

23rd of January is national suck a dick day.

“It’s national suck a dick day.”

“Damn, cool, i don’t give two shits.”

by DickholeMcjackson January 23, 2023

suck a dick a cockus

Famously made by Alessandro Angelo. When you suck a penis while it’s inside an anus

“Last night I had two bitches and they gave me a suck a dick a cockus

by BigGuyMike November 4, 2020