pussy mirage

A femme fatale who creates the illusion that there is pussy to be had, when in reality one is chasing a false hope.

Dave: Dude, Sasha is SO into me.
Jason: No way man, that girl is a pussy mirage.
Dave: Damnit, she was hot. Nexted.

by mistica April 1, 2011

nigga pussy

A nigga’s pussy, therefore a nigga pussy.

Guy 1: i like nigga pussy
Guy 2: ok

by Anonymthx January 29, 2021

Pussy Ranch

The cum that leaks out of a pussy after ejaculation. Often tangy and pairs well with a tossed salad.

"Oh shit Stacy, I came inside. I hope you like pussy ranch."

by awh13 August 19, 2016

Pussy Clause

If somebody uses lame excuses to get out of things or situations that they "pussed" out of.

Jim "dude i so could take you!"
Tim "Bitch Please! lets go!"
Jim "idk.... my toe hurts... i can't fight now... but i could take you any other time!"
Tim "Dude... seriously don't try to use the pussy clause on me! Get the sand out of your vag."

by omniphile/phobe August 21, 2009

lap pussy

A pussy cat that chooses to nap on your lap.

Look at this cat. She could be anywhere in this world but chooses to nap on my lap. She's my lap pussy.

by JoeyBomm June 13, 2020

Muddy Pussy

A female who's vagina is very dirty and has a lingering fishy odor.

Tyrese- “Bro, did you smash Aaliyah Nelson?"

Mike- "I couldn’t, she has a Muddy Pussy."

Tyrese- "A whaaaa...?"

Mike- “A Muddy Pussy, it’s dirty & smells like shit!

by chanceofstormm December 9, 2021

Crooked Pussy

A horizontally aligned vagina - someone or something extraordinarily incorrect or dysfunctional

That crooked pussy over there dropped his car keys down the storm drain.

by Come on meow May 17, 2015