Joshua Park

a man who enjoys eating ketchup flavoured condoms while enjoying the company of owen

where were you last night ?
i was joshua park

by josh paki January 23, 2025

Park City Alarm Clock

Waking up in a luxury ski chalet to a local attempting to penetrate the wrong hole.

Sara’s one night stand woke her up with a park city alarm clock

by Craig Shebesta April 26, 2025

Grant park

A small town in illinois that’s barely a town, filled with mid whores and fat hicks that act like women. There’s not even a McDonald’s and the center of the townspeoples life is their beloved loves truck stop

Person 1: hey what should we do tonight

Person 2: well there’s not much to do in grant park so let’s sit in the loves parking lot and rev our trucks till our small penises are compensated for

by Assholecheddar June 11, 2022

parked

booorrring. bored. nothing is happening.

"this week is so parked."

"do you want to go to Annabelle's house?"
"nah that bitch is parked."

by gayratz May 18, 2024

linkin park

the best band

person 1: linkin park is good
person 2: bro it's 2023 linkin park is shit 💀
person 1: stfu

by a weem a we a weem a we eeeeee August 22, 2023

Fall in the parking lot

The gayest finsta name of all time

Alex: What the fuck does that mean
Autumn: huh, I love keegan
Alex: it makes sense now

Fall in the parking lot

by Utimatedad101 August 19, 2018

season parking

A long term parking concession sold to vehicle owners on a calendar basis

Season parking is also comparatively affordable.

by eusoo March 26, 2016