Sweet Monkeys

It is a term of epic awsomeness. Its meaning similiar to that of the term "Thats Cool" or "awsome". The correct response to some one saying sweet monkeys is "in a blender".

"hey man, heres the $50 i owe you." "Sweet Monkeys!" "In a blender."

by Myke Lewis February 22, 2010

pickle monkey

slang for cockaholic

this girl is always up on my cock. shes such a pickle monkey!

by austin kenyon12 August 25, 2010

monkey palming

The act of digging poop out of ones own ass due to severe constipation.

Those muscle relaxers were great, but the plugged me up. I was monkey palming it just to make something happen...

by P2E June 7, 2010

monkey wage

Low wages (as in "peanuts").

"What?! You want me to clean that funky toilet with this nasty, hairy, dry sponge and without plastic gloves?
No, no, no ... not even for double the monkey wage you pay me!"

by wordbird June 29, 2006

bearded monkey

female genitalia, also known as fanny or pussy, part of the female body that resembles a bearded monkey

the man went down on his bird and came face to face with a bearded monkey

by paul james November 26, 2007

Monkey Buckets

An alternative for "Fuck it!" when in polite company.

(Drop hammer on toe when putting up a picture for the Queen)

"Oh Monkey Buckets!"

by Tes Sticcles June 18, 2013

porch monkey

"A person who sits on their porch and watches the neighbours"

*Also known as a petifile .

Look at that porch monkey taking pictures of the neighbours' children !

by DiggyDodge YO !!! May 12, 2007