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Eat my skirt

It's like eating my shorts, or kissing my ass, but with women. And pussy. Or perhaps cock. We don't judge.
"Brad is being such a douche, he should eat my skirt."
"Is that a good or bad thing?"
"Depends on how good he is at it."
by ADegenerateGamer February 27, 2025
mugGet the Eat my skirtmug.

Eating A Hog

Blowing a man with an excessively large penis as if you were starving to death and eating a hot dog after days with out food
Stephen always eats his hot dogs with mayonnaise because he longs for his glory days in jail when he could score cigarettes for eating a hog
by Bill Thurston May 6, 2017
mugGet the Eating A Hogmug.

Eat my poutsa

*Guys playing football*
*A guy scores*
That guy: woooohooo eat my poutsa bitches !
by GreekMadafaka November 20, 2021
mugGet the Eat my poutsamug.
Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.
Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.
by Goat Milking Contest Winner. December 12, 2012
mugGet the last place at a turd eating contestmug.

eat

human or animal consume food or anything edible
"billy eat your veggies!"
by manto paper May 14, 2021
mugGet the eatmug.

Eat the Beef

Stop the arguement permanently
Eat the beef man, it's not worth discussing.
by Legal Gang$ta July 8, 2019
mugGet the Eat the Beefmug.

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