two jump

being very dizzy

I just has two jumps!

by xdr5t3evq3q December 2, 2023

[Two Armer]

The follow on of the "One Armer". As with the one armer you wake up next to an unattractive girl and would rather chew your own arm off than wake her - With the Two Armer you chew your other arm off to make sure it never happens again.

Boi, that girl last night was a bushpig!!....a proper Two Armer!!

by Ollie T December 24, 2008

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<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JosE Robles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> Is Set Free June, seventeenth, Two Thousand And Twenty Five<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JosE Robles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> Is Set Free June, seventeenth, Two Thousand And Twenty Five<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 16, 2025

Two Arm Stinky

The aftermath of spending the night of the bachelor party with the inflatable bonkin’ sheep

Jason ditched us and ended up with a two arm stinky

by Jenvoyant February 10, 2022

F-15E strike eagle powered by two F100-PW-229/220 low bypass afterburning turbofan engines sexual

A person who is attracted to the F-15E strike eagle powered by two F100-PW-229/220 low bypass afterburning turbofan engines

I am a F-15E strike eagle powered by two F100-PW-229/220 low bypass afterburning turbofan engines sexual

by Fighter jet enthusiast November 29, 2024

Two-Way Wiper

An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.

Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!

by traphouse333 June 20, 2018

two-second fight

A fight, generally started by an inexperienced fighter, against a much more experienced fighter, which ends in roughly two seconds

An idiot on the street picked a fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a two-second fight.

by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021