by thatisfp July 22, 2023
Get the alex turnermug. Alex is a idiot who has a iq of 6 he baths in a kitchen sink. He loves men like he loves long planks of wook
Hot chick:I wonder how alex did in the test
Sexy ass mover fuker: I bet he did ass.
Alex: I got 1 mark
Sexy ass mother fuggr: what did you get right
Alex: I spelt my name half right
Teacher: I think you have down syndrome.
Alex: inr. I did so good on the test
Sexy ass mover fuker: I bet he did ass.
Alex: I got 1 mark
Sexy ass mother fuggr: what did you get right
Alex: I spelt my name half right
Teacher: I think you have down syndrome.
Alex: inr. I did so good on the test
by Jdhdjdhheoegiz October 28, 2020
Get the Alexmug. Alex is a loving oerson who loves his family. He has a daughter named Sophia, and a wife named Emily.
He also loves children.
He also loves children.
by Jackter March 21, 2023
Get the Alexmug. One who breaks up with roommate... but takes the prized possession- The Toaster Oven.
He does this, while the roommate has sentimental value & assumes values.
Then. He doesn’t even use it.
Dick.
He does this, while the roommate has sentimental value & assumes values.
Then. He doesn’t even use it.
Dick.
Dude. I thought we were friends. Alex the Thief
I went to make my delicious toast... And. It.Was.Gone. The precious toaster oven.
I went to make my delicious toast... And. It.Was.Gone. The precious toaster oven.
by Bitchy bartender June 27, 2019
Get the Alex the Thiefmug. 
Alex is a sexy man who loves fuckin girls and had sex in year 7 and has a giant cock with a lot of hair. He is very religious pedo
by YUNZ43LX12 November 26, 2020
Get the Alexmug. by Top shagger euan November 4, 2020
Get the Alex philipsonmug.