Old Friend zone

The act in where a female rejects a male, but the female doesn't want to hurt the males feelings so she says something along the lines of "I want my kids to marry your kids", therefore basically being one of those 'old friends' adults tend to introduce to their kids

guy 1:" dang bro, she said she wanted her kids to marry mine"
guy 2:" bro what 'zone' are you even in right now?"
guy 1:"the old friend zone"
guy 2: "dang bro, harsh"

by randomguy382 January 16, 2022

Old

Michael Lofton

Man my back is feeling like Michael Lofton! (As in my back hurts like an old guy's)

by Jk Jinx May 8, 2025

Old Man

When a young girl (minor under 15) being with an old man( more than twice her age) is acceptable. Because she is being raised by crangster gansters in the early 90's. In that world 🌍 those things were accepted. And the girl didn't know any better.

Dennis wasn't my boyfriend he was my old man. He raised me.

by Angel constantinople April 19, 2021

Old Harold

An old man that often spends his time in his condo. He often goes outside and angrily yells at the neighborhood kids for the hell of it, and his hairline has receded past the top of his head. He also occasionally fakes seizures to try and get insurance money (it always fails), and is overall a bitter old man to have to deal with.

Jack: Hey, did you hear that Old Harold is in the hospital again?
Dmitri: Oh, he's just trying to get insurance money again.

by ChuckChuckGoof August 1, 2025

Old goose

A girl named Tiffany who used to do acrylics then stopped to go to school.

The old goose Tiffany

by Ahchoomah May 28, 2022

Stereotypical 10 year old kids

According to the internet of 2024, they say that stereotypical 10 year old kids go to Sephora. Maybe, maybe not. I'm not sure. Some 10 year old people do go to Sephora, and I don't imply to have anything against them. This is just made for entertainment and is a joke.

This definition was made in February 6th, 2024 around 7:10 PM.

Person 1: Omg, did you see those stereotypical 10 year old kids?

Person 2: Yeah, why are they at Sephora? Oh well, hopefully they don't attempt a riot for the last supply of Drunk Elephant.

by hypnotiz3dd February 6, 2024

Old man in the bathtub

An old man that is in a bathtub.

There is an old man in the bathtub.

by anonymous May 24, 2021