Before the date, I decided to pre-eat some almonds and an apple to avoid scarfing down the porterhouse in front of her.
by billjenstuart May 10, 2011

The Lego movie eats Taco Bell was a weird ass dream a user on Reddit (who goes by u/lilpikaluver) had one time. It’s basically about the characters in the Lego movie eating Taco Bell and shitting themselves.
“I regret reading dipper goes to Taco Bell!” “That reminds me, have you read the Lego movie eats Taco Bell?”
by Lilpikaluver December 16, 2024

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

by dkfogksjhfdogisjkdgrf March 20, 2012

A phrase used when telling your children about the time you and your high school/college friends got high out of your minds but still want your kids to respect you.
by VeeTree April 23, 2021

by jojojojosewer April 12, 2025

November 17. Eat pant day
A day where you eat pant
Pant comes from the word Pants, when you say 'eat pant' you are basically saying Eat pants.
It comes from Bart Simpson saying 'Eat my Shorts'
A day where you eat pant
Pant comes from the word Pants, when you say 'eat pant' you are basically saying Eat pants.
It comes from Bart Simpson saying 'Eat my Shorts'
by IaintRusty November 17, 2020
