eating a mcdonald

It's when you're about to eat your best friend mom fat ass in public.

Him: hey what are you doing tonight
You: Probably eating a mcdonald with your dad

by Darksideofmeme May 29, 2018

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go eat rocks

(offensive) what you say to someone who is not only very politically opinionated, and not afraid to speak their mind when it comes to politics, but also arrogantly proud of being politically incorrect as well.

son: (starts waving US Confederate flag around the room): I think we should impeach President Barak Obama; he is not doing anything meaningful concerning illegal immigration. I think we should elect either John McCain or Joe Arpaio.

father: are you nuts? since when re you so politically opinionated? I think it's your mother's upbringing. she's the one whose supposed to be politically opinionated, not you. Now, as your father, i am ordering you to either kiss the Don's ring or die. I am ordering you to stop waving that US Confederate flag, to go eat rocks, and then off to your room to do your homework Got that?

son: yes, dad. but i am entitled to my political opinion, even if I am politically incorrect

by Sexydimma May 7, 2013

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Chip eating bastard

The customer at Jimmy John's who comes right before closing time and fucks up all the chips.

Employee: Ah shit I gotta restock and rotate chips again because of this chip eating bastard!

by the_game March 5, 2021

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Eat, shit and die.

The three things everyone has to do.

Eat, shit and die.
Eat, shit and die?
Eat, shit and die!

by Gord0 the Great February 19, 2023

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Eat Ass Class

"Eat Ass Class" a class where you learn how give oral sex to the asshole of an doll, partner, ect

(btw there is no such thing as a free lunch... sorry)

"yo did you go to eat ass class today?"
"no I got lunch already"

by mr.thicc February 15, 2018

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