dad boner

A father's sudden rush of unearned pride in his child's physical achievements

"Last week in boxing, my son sparred with a full-grown man and completely held his own. I had a huge dad boner"

by ColonelKurtz April 15, 2021

Dumpster Boner

A 'dumpster boner' is the satisfaction one feels when finding a highly desirable free item in the trash and/or a curb find.

I totally got a dumpster boner when I found these naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine in the trash!

by Scroaty McScroatface September 9, 2022

bonerable

When you are vulnerable to needing sex once teased by a second party, and not yourself. You simply cannot fight it.

Jonny- "Yo, let's hit the strip club!"
Michael- "Na, man, I can't. Ive been feeling too bonerable lately."

by gasti phunk April 16, 2017

Demon Boner

What a demon gets when they make you angry, upset, sad, make you look or feel stupid etc… don’t engage them, ignore, ignore, ignore unless you are into getting dudes off…

He’s weak, get him!!!! Oh yeah, look at him squirm! Here’s where they begin to swarm like vultures or pirañas with boners. Power Ranger version; a gaggle of demons yell out Demon Boners unite and they morph into a Super Mega Demon Boner.

by MValentine69 April 2, 2022

boner drum

When smack your dick on the top of your bitches head or ass

Bitch: hey nice to meet you im Jen
Guy: I'm gonna boner drum the shit out of you

by Jmaddfox July 20, 2016

no-boner skeet

when something is so awesome that you ejaculate without first achieving an erection of any degree (i.e. a flacid, ejaculating penis)

"damn, did you guys see the fatness of her ass.. instant no-boner skeet."

by reaganaut October 7, 2011

Boner Clown

someone on an acid trip in a forest

you are such a boner clown taking 6 hits of LSD

by Zec12 February 27, 2017