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Boner

Your friend: Bro let's talk to the new kid
You: Nah bro he's a total boner
by Halobeast123 February 19, 2025
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prayer boner

when you worship the lord so hard you get a half chub or a full boner
yesterday at church i was praying so hard i got a prayer boner
by zefin April 30, 2019
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Lone Boner

A lone Boner is a very lonly guy who never gets sex for getting dumped by a girlfriend or some shit.
i'm feeling like a lone boner because my girlfriend never came here
by tuckboi February 9, 2022
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Bonerable

When something is almost a fetish but not
Steve:I like feet but not that much

Dan:that's bonerable
by Jakoby and efren March 18, 2016
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Boner-able

When a male is very vulnerable , therefore a woman catch approach him and engage in sexual activity. With it being of consent from the male of course.
My buddy bagels ended up going home with that very attractive female because she noticed he was acting very boner-able. So she took advantage of him.
by DirkDiggler909 September 12, 2022
mugGet the Boner-ablemug.

Boner Soldier

A women that serves boners across the nation. She isn’t scared to face an army of boners.
She’s a real boner soldier, to say the least.
by Booty Jew 2 February 23, 2021
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Wallet boner

The feeling you get in your wallet when you are anticipating financial gain
Dude Im getting a massive “wallet boner” just thinking about the potential gain from my stock investments in the foreseeable future
by Autistic_Birdz March 7, 2024
mugGet the Wallet bonermug.

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