Lone Boner

A lone Boner is a very lonly guy who never gets sex for getting dumped by a girlfriend or some shit.

i'm feeling like a lone boner because my girlfriend never came here

by tuckboi February 9, 2022

boner barf

The time of when you are about to orgasm and you piss at the same time. Accidentally making a demented baby mixed with urine and cum.

So when me and your mom were making love I accidentally boner barfed inside. That's why you were born as you were son.

by Cbear1621 January 28, 2016

Lady boner

When a lady sees a man with a boner the lady also gets a boner

A man with a boner approaches. Man: Hey, sweetie pie! The lady sees the man's boner. The lady gets a boner. Lady: "I think i got a Lady boner"

by ghostwithaboner May 26, 2024

Boner-able

When a male is very vulnerable , therefore a woman catch approach him and engage in sexual activity. With it being of consent from the male of course.

My buddy bagels ended up going home with that very attractive female because she noticed he was acting very boner-able. So she took advantage of him.

by DirkDiggler909 September 12, 2022

butt boner

When you take a dookie in a particularly cold environment and the fecal matter freezes on the way out of your rectal cavity, causing you to have a sizeable brown stick protruding from your butt, ergo, a butt boner.

I took a dump in a public restroom in an ice rink and i ended up getting a butt boner

by poopyshit24 April 1, 2023

Stomach Boner

When you taste the most scrumptious food that makes your tastebuds explode and it makes your stomach have butterflies

man have you tried this donut it’s giving me a hard stomach boner rn

by adyyodaddy May 28, 2024

Bonerable

When something is almost a fetish but not

Steve:I like feet but not that much

Dan:that's bonerable

by Jakoby and efren March 18, 2016