Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch

It's pretty much self descriptive. Try saying it, it rolls off the tongue.

You's uh mother fuckin titty suckin two balled bitch

Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch by Pedro Von Escobar March 21, 2007

dane cook sucks 

dane cook a joke of a comedian is terrible and i like gonorrhea more than dane cook

dane cook sucks,
wana hear a joke? dane cook

dane cook sucks by abrocar February 10, 2009

ass fucking cock sucker 

1- Insult.
Someone who:
1) Fucks people in the ass
2) Sucks cock
Basically, an ass fucking cock sucker

You sir, are an ass fucking cock sucker!

ass fucking cock sucker by Bobby Rex August 15, 2003

sucks donkey balls 

Really fucking sucks. Really.

Waking up in the morning & realizing you're out of coffee.
Sucks Donkey Balls.

You breaking up with your boyfriend to date his younger brother.
Sucks Donkey Balls for your ex. Boo hoo.

Your phone falling out of your pocket & into the toilet as you're about to go pee (girls)
Sucks Donkey Balls

sucks donkey balls by ThatGirl79 December 7, 2013

fun sucker 

Someone who can find a way to suck the fun out of ANY situation. The said person usually starts off by complaining and/or nagging...before you know it s/he has gone into full suction mode ruining the day.

Your such a fun sucker, fuck off!

fun sucker by BETTY CROCKER June 27, 2006

fart sucker 

one who sucks farts out of another persons asspipe

Saddam is a fucking fart sucker.

fart sucker by Alicia December 31, 2004

sucks to your assmar 

goddamn we had to read LOF in 10th grade, that book was messed. At least it inspired this glorious phrase

Usage: Response to someone who is incessantly bitching/ complaining about trivialities. Used mostly in a good natured rather than vengeful spirit

Yeah, well, sucks to your assmar, we all have problems

sucks to your assmar by juliuserving July 7, 2011