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The Apache Spulunki

When you pack you foreskin with chewing tabaco and use sheer force to spin your dick around in a helecopter like motion to pack the tabaco then use the momentum to swing it into your butthole
Hey kid get out of here we’re about to preform The Apache Spulunki”
by Thug shaker god April 14, 2023
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up the spud

Pregnant. Impregnated.

From spud as slang for testicle and spud as slang for baby and spudded as slang for deep penetrative sex, probably unprotected.
Welp. I'm up the spud for sure. Due in August.
by squirlitous rex December 12, 2023
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All good spud

All good spud or simply typed as AGS , is Australian slang often used within the transport industry. Expanding on the term all good , spud is added in a fun and playful way to ad humour to an often dull task handed out.
Manger “ go pick up rubbing

Worker “all good spud”
by All good spud May 22, 2024
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Norwegian Nostril Spunker

When you spunk into someone's nostril/s, causing them to release a snot rocket and spew it all back out.
Frank: gave my a girl a norwegian nostril spunker yesterday it was messy
my girl: true
by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026
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《¤》Spic《¤》spUic《¤》spiC《¤》

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 25, 2025
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Lazing on a G-spot money spurt.

Person who enjoys a strong, steady income for which he doesn't have to work. 'G-spot' here relating to a brawny and prolific current or stream or vein or artery - as in the mining or oil-rigging industry - the lucky son of a bitch has financially struck. The most descriptive metaphor here being probably nerve.
Ashley is found by his suit and tie-wearing friends on a weekday reclining beside his pool. After upbraiding him jealously for his indolence, which he clearly can afford, his friends, just before leaving, and vowing snippily never to visit him again, mutter among themselves that not everybody is 'lazing on a G-spot money spurt.'
by Bleypunkt April 29, 2009
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A Casket Of Nathan's SPUNK

Titanic shoyld have been a documentry abut A Casket Of Nathan's SPUNK
by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020
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