National piss on your parents lawn day

This day falls on January 1st.

Start your year off with proving who's the boss.

Craig: hey man it's national piss on your parents lawn day
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss

by Bigggggfugggerrr October 15, 2020

pre-pissed

Being in a mental condition where anything bad happening triggers an angry, agitated response.

Watch out for Sally, she totally seems pre-pissed today.

by Tom Carbon OG April 3, 2021

piss holes in a snowbank

The feeling of being so tired that your eyes won't open fully. When you look exhausted; when your eyes are squinted due to lack of sleep.

"man, i need more coffee." "me too, my eyes feel like two "piss holes in a snowbank"

by Benny-BlueGid January 20, 2021

Fountain Piss

When you’re actively drinking any type of liquid while simultaneously peeing. Like a fountain sucks up water while simultaneously shooting it out.

“Dude are you seriously gonna bring your drink into the bathroom?” “yeah dude I’m gonna go take a fountain piss it feels amazing”

by UFried October 10, 2025

Fart Piss Crap

Used in situations of disappointment. Much the word dam

Aw Fart Piss Crap! I forgot my damn mask!

by Firezombie forgot his password November 19, 2020

Piss Frisson

(noun)
The oddly satisfying wave of goosebumps you get from a perfect storm of aesthetic factors while taking a leak—like the hum of an overhead fan, the echo of splashing liquid, and the sheer relief of making it in time.

A positive counterpart to Pee Shivers, often experienced after a high-stakes bathroom sprint. A prime example of Frisson caused by Urination.

John burst into the restroom, barely unzipping in time. As the golden stream hit porcelain, the mix of sound, relief, and ambience sent chills up his spine—pure Piss Frisson.

by The Farce Deity March 21, 2025

Piss lake

when a lake drains on a full moon a band of thousand of snipers piss in the empty lake and call it the piss lake

snipers:*makes piss lake*
spy:WTF

by raybeez February 21, 2022