italian man

An Italian man is one who is at the epidemic of sex. He has a tanned hairy body, and sexy facial features. He gets your trust and then takes you home; he licks your pussy a bit and then massages your breasts, at which point he strips his clothing, revealing his hairy body and 6 pack. He talks to you in Italian and unzips his pants. He is a real man because he doesn’t care about your pain, only pleasure. He rams into you with so much force. With his 8 inch cock the Italian man rips you in pieces as he fucks your cunt up the wall. He shakes your pussy so hard that you drip your nectar on his thick shaft and hairy manly balls. He holds you up with his muscles and fucks you hard in the ass. He pulls out and fucks your tits. Finally he takes his huge Italian sausage in his hand and violently jacks it all over your face and hair, then rubs and hits it on your face and makes you lick him clean. He showers up first, gets dressed, eats some food, then has about 30 more thrusts at your vagina before leaving you on the kitchen floor without a goodbye.

Paul: yo fred I fucked tina last night!
Fred: was she a good pussy?
Paul: doesn’t matter when my cock got through with her she was nearly unconscious, fuckin bitch…
Fred: wanan gang bang Gloria today?
Paul: naw, im feeling like some fresh meat today, lets go downtown and convince a girl we care and then fuck her brains out.
Fred: you are a trus Italian man, with your Italian cock, you ride bitches like buses.

by Juanxxx May 19, 2008

she-man

1)half boy half girl
2)also a sheenizzle

as the she-man walked by the people were like WHOA!!!!!!!

by sheen May 13, 2005

The Spaghetti Man

A man who turns things in to spaghetti just by touching it.

"The spaghetti man just made the spaghetti fall out of my face"

by Kadaken January 7, 2005

Man City

Manchester City Football Club, now the richest football club in the world. Owned by billionaires who think that they are playing Football Manager rather than actually running a football team. They are paying ridiculous amounts of money for mediocre players, and generally ruining football. But they didn't sign Kaka, because Kaka actually has some sense. Hopefully they will fail miserably along with the rest of the overpaid arseholes in the Premiership.

News reporter: "And in football news, Man City have made an £18 million bid for Titus Bramble"

Real football fan: *slaps head*

by Lubo25 January 23, 2009

Iron Man

a beast song by Black Sabbath. one of the greatest.

iron man will spread fear among all. iron man is god.
iron man is the shiznit.

I am Iron Man

Bwoooooowwww Weaaoowwwwww

Dum dum dum dum dum, deorn deorn deorn deorn dum dum dum

by V.T November 14, 2003

White Man

Male of Urasian and Eastern ancestry. Only 3% of the entire planet population. Yet these men are hated and targeted for abuse, slander and violence. Held responsible for atrocities and blamed for slavery, whilst finger pointing illiterates disregard history. Meant to victimised and forced to feel guilt, a blood guilt, by those whose own actions resemble those they say they are fighting against. White males are all considered racist, this even without evidence. All white males are active nazi party members, regardless if it is true or not.

This white man likely hates Having to explain to his children that they are despised.

by CritiklThnkr September 7, 2020

Man period

n. When a man has all the syndrom's of a P.M.S.

Man, my teacher was having a major man period today when I didn't hand in my homework.

by Alecandro12 March 28, 2011