Battered Fish 

when someones foot has such bad athletes foot or verrucas it looks like a battered fish.

your foot looks like a battered fish

Battered Fish by MUSLIM+GARDENER October 2, 2009

Bigfoot Fish 

The Bigfoot Fish is a hybrid version of American legend and goldfish.

Due to it's relatively small population, Bigfoot Fish trawls the depths of the ocean using it's one hairy foot attached to the top of its' head to proper itself. Due to its' design, the Bigfoot Fish, it often drowns due to its' need to remain upside down to walk along the bottom.

*In a submarine*

Guy 1: Woah, shit dudes! I just seen a Bigfoot Fish!

Guy 2: No way man! Are you sure?

Guy 1: Yeah dude! It was like, furry, and crap, and was like, upside down, and like, dude!

Guy 2: No way man! No way!

Guy 1: Yeah. It caught some fish dude. Was rad dude!

Guy 2: What man? Do they eat fish?

Guy 1: Yeah dude! It lives in water dude! It doesn't eat leaves or men like Bigfoot dude!

Guy 2: But you said it was a Bigfoot Fish man.

Guy 1: Yeah dude. It was dude!

Guy 2: Fuck. I'm confused man.

Bigfoot Fish by Sleazehound January 20, 2010

Nitro Fish 

A word that is never going to catch on

"oh everyone is going to be saying it by the end of the month"

"nah thats so nitro fish"

Nitro Fish by The cottage November 6, 2012

Pet Fish 

A person who you pretend you're friends with in order to use them for something.

Isa is studying with Stevie, he thinks they're friends but he's really just a pet fish.

Pet Fish by SigmaAlpha April 21, 2013

Funny Fish

Used to describe a very chubby fish, most commonly an inflated puffer fish. A good example is the January meme of 2020 with the puffer fish eating a carrot meme.

I saw an inflated yellow puffer fish in the water today. Now that's a funny fish!

Funny Fish by TroublingPhish3 April 10, 2020

Catching the dusky fish 

Anal sex.

She was really, really drunk so she let me have a go at catching the dusky fish.

Catching the dusky fish by gruntyphish October 4, 2009

Pussy Fish 

When someone is at a party and they refuse to drink and the pussy fish crew of women come up and party boy them, and rub themselves all over the said pussy fish.

Jesus Breanna, stop being such a pussy fish and drop that shot already!

Pussy Fish by Kylie P July 2, 2008