lap pussy

A pussy cat that chooses to nap on your lap.

Look at this cat. She could be anywhere in this world but chooses to nap on my lap. She's my lap pussy.

by JoeyBomm June 13, 2020

covid pussy

The horniness and vaginal wetness that comes from absence of cock during Covid quarantine.

Female version of Covid Cock.

“This Covid Pussy is killing me! If I don’t get some dick soon I’m going to go crazy!”

by QnA z October 30, 2020

metal pussy

Metal pussy as its called is a pussy made entirely of metal. The inside of the vagina is made of metal and so is the clitoris. It prevents all sort of flow of liquid so it can't get wet. Mostly found in girls who don't want to fuck

That girl has a metal pussy

by Alphonse 133 April 8, 2017

grabbing pussy

Something Madanna does more on a daily basis then President Trump ever did.

That damn Madanna is constantly grabbing pussy then has the gall to talk shit on President Trump about him doing it! What a pussy grabbing bitch!

by Zorged June 2, 2017

salami pussy

When the lips a pussy are stuck to the sides of the pussy and are sticky like a piece of salami

Jason: Dayum look at that salami pussy nunzio: that shit looks sticky as fuck

by Whistle penisNator February 25, 2018

pussy whipped

a term used to describe joseph because he sucks up and his girlfriend always gets what she wants

Joseph, you are pussy whipped.

by shaugin March 10, 2017

Pussy Ranch

The cum that leaks out of a pussy after ejaculation. Often tangy and pairs well with a tossed salad.

"Oh shit Stacy, I came inside. I hope you like pussy ranch."

by awh13 August 19, 2016