coffin cock

When your spouse tells you no to having intercorse after getting diner.

Honey your being a real coffin cock right now.

by gallahad13 November 3, 2017

Cock Flopper

When a women is extremely easy and you could "flop cock on the table" and turn it into a fun night.

I was at the bar yesterday when a cock flopper came out of nowhere. That night was crazy

by Virginityburgler69 November 26, 2017

astronaut cock

One who cannot control when his penis becomes erect and resembles a rocket taking off into space.

Taco Terry met us at the strip club and walked around the club with a boner all night long, what an astronaut cock.

by Peachez-757-23336 November 29, 2017

cock vaper

A healthier way of sucking a lot of dick

I'm vegan so I don't smoke cock, I vape it, hence why i'm a cock vaper

by Poussey_Destroyaa November 29, 2017

twatter cock

Someone who has been partially defected from birth

Has a prescribed medicine
Has a urge to produce pequliar facial expressions

Sam had a serious case of twatter cock
Joe's twatter cock starting growing from the genital area

by Unclespunkle November 30, 2017

spazz cock

The flapping motion of your cock as your coming.

Ah man! I was in the middle of sex with my girlfriend when I pulled out and spazz cocked all over here when I just wanted a break.

by Nobby’s Nuts November 30, 2017

Cock-Nuke

A Sex position where the male drops in the pussy like a nuke to cause sexual havic on the pussy. Aka multi-squirt.

Check out your sons teacher. Ill cock-nuke that bitch.

by Hifoe December 5, 2017