Fat cock

A rooster who is quite overweight.

Daddy: GOOODDAMN! Now that's a fat cock. Look at it, little Jimmy.
Jimmy: Woah! Now that is was I would define as a fat cock.

by YoMamaDefiner123 May 18, 2022

cock jeans

Jeans on a male so excessively tight you can see the outline of his balls and penis.

Sized-down skinny jeans can become cock jeans. "That guy with the cock jeans is advertising only how small he is."

by hipsternoway December 31, 2013

bloby cock

when you cannot get an erection, your sex parter might find that it is deceiving when they receive that action. you must reasure them that you have "bloby cock" and it might make them feel better.

1.We cannot have sex when you have a bloby cock
2.My bloby cock cannot erect
3.Is you penis a bloby cock?

by Mr.BigBoy August 9, 2009

cock storage

refers to a female that sleeps around a lot so it seem that she always has someone in her a.k.a. slut, whore, ho

She just slept with the entire football team. That girl is just cock storage!

by Dawlface March 7, 2008

Cactus Cock

When you spend too much time in a hot climate, whenever you are exposed to even slightly cold weather, your penis gets incredibly small.

Spent too much time in the sauna, and the whole next day I had cactus cock.

by The_Smoke_Brothers January 26, 2017

Cock Pie

A reverse creme pie in which she oozes it out back onto you.

I tried to creme pie her bro but she cock pied all over me instead

by Twisticutioner May 21, 2021

cock footing

Inserting your own or someone else's foot into your own dick hole. Traditionally, inserting your big toe first.

I'm seeing a new yoga master to improve my cock footing.

You should get a pedicure before cock footing your lover.

by West High School April 14, 2016