Box of cocks

A box that alexia keeps under her bed because her boyfriends penis is so small and unsatisfying she has to use me or that box to pleasure herself

ALEXIA should go choke on that box of cocks she keeps under the bed.

by T1K3232 March 24, 2020

Photosynthesis(for cocks)

Photosynthesis is of the process by which green plants and some other organisms use sunlight to synthesize foods from carbon dioxide and water. But there is another. Photosynthesis can be used to enlarge a penis. Think about it. If bananas are curved up toward the sun they use photosynthesis. Therefore our cocks use photosynthesis as well because when we get hard our cocks point up. We can use photosynthesis to enlarge our penis. This has never been found out because we always have our boxers on. So men...time to increase our cock in size.

"yo bro have you done the new Photosynthesis(for cocks)"
"Naaaa bro Whatchu talkin bout fool"
"dude my cock just grew 8 inches in 3 hours!!!"
"NOOO WAYYYY HOWWWW"
" I SWEARR, u just have to pull it out in the sun"

by Mexican Toad & White Chocolate May 7, 2020

Jaguar Cock

A cock that smells like a Jaguars dick cheese

Damn bruh you got a fucking Jaguar cock is cheesy like some Gouda cheese

by Fidget spinner licker October 20, 2020

Cock-Kin

When a male and a female have both had sex with the same male.

Person 1: Did you hear Louie and Halee both hooked up with Johnny?
Person 2: That is crazy, they are for sure cock-kin

by DontAskDanny October 26, 2020

pencil cock

A penis that is skinny like a pencil.

Girl 1: Have you slept with Larry yet? Girl 2: No not yet. Girl 1: I heard he has a pencil cock. Girl 2: Oh great, that means he won't even touch the sides.

by jimmybomm October 15, 2020

Alarm cock

When you are awoken by your partner giving you oral sex a few minutes before your actual alarm goes off.

I had to wake up extra early for work, fortunately my girlfriend was up early and she woke me up using the alarm cock.

by C Rizzle3 March 18, 2017

pit of cocks

(Noun)
A gay orgy in a dark place, usually in a pit.
In reference to the cockpit of an airplane.

"Hey man, are you going to that orgy on 6th street?"
"Hell no, I'm going to the pit of cocks on 8th street!"

by dontdrown March 22, 2017