Boner Soldier

A women that serves boners across the nation. She isn’t scared to face an army of boners.

She’s a real boner soldier, to say the least.

by Booty Jew 2 February 23, 2021

Boner

Best feeling home alone, worst feeling in public.

(In public)

Dude 1: Shit.
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: I got a boner!
Dude 2: You know what that means…… Time to find a guy to cum into!

(At home)

Hey little buddy…how ‘bout I stroke you til we cum….

by Sumonegotabonereadinthis March 19, 2022

BTC boner

The thrill you get each time you look in your digital wallet.

Stonks are dead, but I got the biggest BTC Boner when I checked my digital wallet this morning!

by HillbillyHippy April 14, 2021

Stomach Boner

When you taste the most scrumptious food that makes your tastebuds explode and it makes your stomach have butterflies

man have you tried this donut it’s giving me a hard stomach boner rn

by adyyodaddy May 28, 2024

Bonerable

When something is almost a fetish but not

Steve:I like feet but not that much

Dan:that's bonerable

by Jakoby and efren March 18, 2016

Bonerable

Being so fine, one can cause a spontaneous boner at any time.

Guy 1: "Man, you see that chick bent down over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she's definitely bonerable right now."
Chick: "Is that a flashlight in your pocket?"

by LexBlaze2x July 22, 2022

Lone Boner

A lone Boner is a very lonly guy who never gets sex for getting dumped by a girlfriend or some shit.

i'm feeling like a lone boner because my girlfriend never came here

by tuckboi February 9, 2022