Douche Bag

1. A man who takes himself too seriously, has a poor sense of humor specifically with respect to himself, and generally tries to project an image of a man in a hip clothing label catalog. He will generally try and stand out in the crowd by over dressing for the situation and emphasizes his apperance more so than his personality which he generally lacks.

2. General pejorative directed at men.

"Dude, check out the douche bag in the cable knit scarf drinking the Mich Ultra."

by batmanuelle December 3, 2010

Sleeping Bagged

When you sleepwalk into your friends room and teabag him while you're both asleep.

Tim must have sleeping bagged me last night because there is ball hair on my chin.

by Carlos3172010 December 11, 2010

Sluz Bag

A Person That Isn't A Skank, Slut Or Whore But Is Acting Like One.

Wow Rachel You Are Being Such A Sluz Bag Right Now

by Magic Hands May 10, 2011

The Punching Bag

When a couger gets down on all fours and lets you beat her titties with your weiner, not unlike a boxer would punch a bag.

William's mom let me perform the punching bag to her last night.

by Otis Spunkmeyer__ June 22, 2011

bag blastin

when you have and overly saggy nutsack and you can hold it in yer hands like a waist belt and slap people in the face with yer nutz. kinda like teabagging but you run up and blast them in the face with yer ball bag

guy 1: we should do some serious bag blastin at this party tonight...
Guy 2: fuck yea, some chicks are gonna get bag blasted for sure!

by mrcreeper April 17, 2009

Stink-Bag

A stinkbag is a fairly unknown variation of the popular "Tea-Bag". Standing over a downed opponent you drop your pants and attempt to stamp your man-purse on the victim's forehead. At the same time you release a cloud of noxious gas otherwise known as a beefer. Congrats, you have successfully completed a stink-bag.

Travis tripped and hit his head on the sidewalk. Kevin stepped forward and skillfully applied a Stink-bag to travis' face. The waft of butt roses in the air and the sight of kevins brain bag caused travis to spew lima beans on the sidewalk.

by Narcoleptic Ninja (Bud) December 9, 2008

Douche Bag

Douche bag is a word that I use to much... Due to the annoyingly idiotic people that surround me.
Easily put, some one that suffers from retardation and pisses you off a lot. When you get mad, you call them a douche bag. Now, when this person is your father, then they are bald, mean, have a beer belly, and got what they deserved.
Jerks that need to be a. bitch slaped or b. kicked in the nuts. >.<
*Love yah dad!*

Me: Your such a douche bag...
Father: Do you know what that means? Go look it up!
Me: Oh yes, in fact I wrote my own verson, now you go look that up.
Father: *gets red and walks away angerly*
Me: Oh Burn!

Dude, your a friggen douche bag!!

by Smexie Emo November 10, 2008