Bajo Nuevo Bank Mucus Sauce

why would you do this
DO NOT EAT THIS
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Bajo Nuevo Bank Mucus Sauce
Ingredients; Splenda, Mucus, Water, Corn Starch
Step 1; Put the mucus in the bowl
Step 2; Put in intoxicating amounts of Splenda
Step 3; Pour in MASSIVE amounts of water (not enough to drown out the terrible taste
Step 4; Put in corn starch
Step 5; convert it into a paste

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edge sauce

The sauce that is held in before the orgasm

Dude, my edge sauce last night hit the ceiling

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Boolin in the sauce

When u get all of the pussy

I went to a girls house and I was boolin in the sauce

by Hifaggot July 24, 2018

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Energizer Sauce

Energizer Sauce : The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse. So named for the energizer bunny that keeps going and going.

Girlfriend: "Why didn't you stop after you came?"

Me: " Because there was Energizer Sauce for days!"

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Making pepperoni sauce

A euphemism for masturbation.

Hey knock first, I'm making that pepperoni sauce.

I'm busy dude, gotta go make some pepperoni sauce.

Son, I'd like to talk to you about making pepperoni sauce.

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squirrel sauce

squirrel sauce, n.: Internet-based distractions that disrupt concentration and impede efficient work flow. Coined by Carleton University political scientist Steve Seideman.

"I opened up my email and my inbox was covered in squirrel sauce."
"Please quit sending me video clips from Pajamas Media; they are mainly squirrel sauce for conservatives."
"I didn't get the bid finished because my twitter was drowning in squirrel sauce."

by I am Doctor Stones May 24, 2013

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