Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit

When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean as if you didn't shit

A Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit is defined as:
Hey, I just took a Ghost Poo, because when I wiped my ass, the paper was still clean

by Desert Shark April 15, 2022

Pinky pinky poo poo

When some dude who doesn't eat pussy and instead eats out 12 dudes to "practice" eating vaginas, whilst having a 7 day gay sex ritual with multiple gay dudes who proceed to slam his butt hole. Much exchange of seminal fluids too.

Could also be used as a generic term for something that's really fucking gay.
Like riding a Suzuki 400

Hey look at that dude over there he's so gay. He probably just came from getting pinky pinky poo poo'd

by VagGobbler9000 December 21, 2021

poo crease

Poo crease: noun. The thick, brown streak in your underwear when you have gassed so many times in a day from chili
Or red beans and rice . Poo crease is not just a streak; it's wet and will leak through your pants, causing a scene of not properly cared for in the bathroom . A poo crease will cause you to
Inhale the aroma of your own shit the rest of the day. It requires a change of briefs.

John farted so many juicy sounding farts that he said he had a very wet poo crease in his under wear.

by Godivasports October 27, 2023

poo-priming

Coined by Kirstie Allsopp, Love It Or List It UK in Yorkshire. Synonym of the "polishing of a turd."

Only available example online: Kirstie Allsopp, "You can get a high sheen on a turd but it's still a turd... Poo-priming."

by Fibi Felisimo March 31, 2025

poo

1. the solid human excretion;
2. a rude name to call someone;
3. an exclamation of dissappointment

1. "hahaha bro i just did the biggest poo!"
2. "awhh brooo you are such a poo!"
3. "oh poo, im gonna be late!"

by anonymous April 24, 2024

Cheese Poo

A poo with liquid cheese in it

My god my Aiden Zhu had a Cheese poo!

by Beese Churgue November 14, 2022

Poo Poo

Its brown.

Heya, i just dropped an absoloutely massive poo poo.
Thats the fourth time this hour, Mike.

by Zel101 October 9, 2022