Fire Toast

A fail (esp. a fail excuse)

Scotty made fire toast when he told the teacher his dog ate his homework.

by KcDaBombDiggity October 24, 2011

fire

amazing, dope, cool.
in reference to marijuana: very potent
in reference to a mixtape: slappin, well produced

Damn, that mixtape was fire.

by languageandculturespring2016 May 12, 2016

Fire department

A career full of buddyfuckers that screw over others in the department to benefit their own crews and/or personal interests.

Our fire department station gave the floating firefighter the worst assignment for the day because fuck him even though he was already inconvenienced by having to float to a different station.

by Firefighter Realist January 21, 2023

California Fire Hydrant

Phrase used to refer to something that is broken / doesn't work as its intended.

A teacher erases his chalkboard, however the chalk barely comes off the board. He holds up the eraser, "What is this? A California Fire Hydrant??"

by OccupiedGarrett January 14, 2025

Fires in Co

A cool club in Colorado

But this is serious def look this club up and try to help

Hey you wanna got check out fires in co?

by Hacks October 21, 2020

Fired for making a Jew look stupid

She obviously didn't quit.

Hym "He (Ben Shapiro) isn't going to comment on it because the truth undercuts everything he purports to believe. She is allowed to say whatever she wants... But if she works for me what SHE WANTS TO SAY IS 'Israeli is perfectly justified in doing what it's doing and they must be rid of Hamas by any means necessary' and of it's not she's fired. We all know she is getting Fired for making a Jew look stupid... But if Ben Shapiro doesn't confirm that that's what happened... We all have to just sit here and pretend that didn't happen. It's a was of preempting assertions. 'You fired Candace Owens for criticizing Israel and making that stupid Jew who wrote a hit piece on her look like a retard' and then he goes 'Well I didn't say that! I didn't fire her (technically)! And since I didn't say that's what happened... You just have to accept a non-explanation' No. I don't. I can just fill in the blanks. So, who is the guy who fired her? I want to talk to him. Is he going to give a didn't answer than the one Ben gave? No. Probably not. Does your word not carry any weight at the company you started? If you told them not to fire her, would they have still fired her? No. Did you want her fired. Probably. Did you express that to the guy who controls the hiring and firing? Probably. So the fact that YOU AREN'T THE ONE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR HER FIRING IS IRRELEVANT. You are still the REASON she was fired. And she was fired conflict with the Jews."

by Hym Iam March 27, 2024

Firing Range

A school

i went to the firing range and shot some targets

by Dat🅱️oi May 14, 2020