Tequila Dragon

When your significant other is so drunk they think they have to whisper, though it's just as loud as when they're talking. Their hot, drunk breath feels like death incarnate against your skin.

"Hey, why is your girlfriend whispering?" "She's a Tequila Dragon."

by AC_Megadeth May 27, 2019

George Dragoed

Pretending to like a girl but then breaking up with them

This one girl really likes a guy however she found out he George Dragoed her.

by Autisssss June 1, 2019

Floppy Dragon

Where you get a used condom and then soak it in petrol before setting it alight and throwing it at elderly people.

That old hag deserves a Floppy Dragon

by NotSoMuchOfAMorenoFan June 6, 2019

Meme dragon

Hoarder of memes

That girl is a meme dragon. She has a meme for every scenario.

by Kyreck July 14, 2019

Thai dragon

You sit your girl friend in the v-sit workout position, then you proceed to jump on her stomach, as she shits herself you then pick up the poop and shove it down the slags throat, you pull out your penis and forcefully shove it down her throat, as she chokes you sit on the end of the bed in the most awkward position, once she is dead you proceed to have intercourse with the dead body

Boy:dam g I gave my ex that Thai dragon last night

Boy2: for real motherfucker you one strange man

by SEX NIG July 14, 2019

Komodo Dragon

A sex move in which you eat undercooked/raw chicken and don't brush your teeth for at least 2 weeks before performing cunnilingus on a female and try to give her a UTI (urinary tract infection)

Me: "Yo bro lat night was so crazy."
friend: "What happened bro?"
Me: "I gave Stacy that Komodo Dragon."
friend: "Nice, I wondered why your breath smelled of shit."

by Ginger.Cunt July 26, 2019

Swagger Dragon

Someone that has so much swagger it's literally bursting out of them like fire

I thought I was cool then I met Kirstie, she's such a Swagger Dragon

by It’sMe! September 1, 2019