Anal Marbles

Another word for hemorrhoids.

Patient: "Doctor, my bum is bleeding"
Doctor: "Oh dear! You look like you've got a bad case of Anal Marbles!"

by BettyBigg May 8, 2017

Analness

Analness: an unclean anal for anal penetration via penis, finger, toe or other body parts. The anal canal has "ness" like particles that have not been properly disposed. The anal was not cleansed prior penetration to ensure no particles that are commonly found in the anal (poop-nesd, bandaid-ness, hamster fur-ness, seman-ness, ect-ness.)

The bed sheets are stained because of my analness.

by JK McLoven September 10, 2021

Anal

(Verb) When two people mutually admire each other. It can be considered a difficult task as it is often partaken in by poeple that are very close and deeply care about each other.

Guy 1: I had some hard anal with my dad the other day.
Guys 2: That's super good, did you're brother join in?
Guy 1: No, last time he had anal with my dad it got really rough.

by ERES X August 7, 2019

Anal Tuma

you

Doctor: *fingers patient and feels a bump*
The Bump: *you a fucking Anal Tuma

by Joey Gobbless March 24, 2018

anal booger

A spiritual technique to make your booger come out from your anus at a speed of 8 kilometers per second. you can learn at the international school of anal arts in Kongo

x: today I shot the biggest anal booger of my life
y: I'm so proud of you

by anal specialist November 26, 2020

anal baptism

When you pour holy water down someone’s ass and they fart it onto a baby

Bro are you going to the anal baptism tomorrow?
Nahhh, I got mine regular baptized

by Slurp_slurp69 December 2, 2020

anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking

"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"

by moosedjelly February 6, 2025