Alex DeHoyos

Overweight man from Guelph who got lucky and scored a hot porn star girlfriend named Halie.

"How on earth did that geek Alex DeHoyos manage to date her!"
"Because he's not a geek! He's a gamer!"

by Brandon Shaw westernU October 7, 2022

Alex

The best cosplayer!! Any Alex is a sweet person. No doubt about it.

Person 1: Have you met Alex?
Person 2: No. What’s she like?
Person 1: Look it up on Urban Dictionary!

by thecovensystem November 23, 2021

Alex

The Zeus Of Memes. Enough Said.

Alex, I have a serious question. Do you know da wae?

by SadSaid July 13, 2019

Alex

Usually a gay person . He likes to suck black dick . He can take up to 4 dicks up his ass .

Alex was moaning loud when they stick it up his ass.

by Xynb January 27, 2020

Alex

The most perfect guy you could ever meet in your life. He is very loving, charming, loyal, and finds ways to make a girl smile. He can sometimes act like he doesn't care ,but truly cares deeply.

Alex made his girlfriend so happy today.

by hide and seek December 1, 2021

Alex Ruben Sandwich

Liar. Hoe. Unauthentic. Selfish. Narcissist. A little boy (blt) in a mans body (sub). Easily manipulated by friends and family. Uses women for pleasure (sometimes men too). Cares too much about what others think and lives life based on other peoples opinions/judgments.

Ah! Run away! The Alex Ruben Sandwhich has arrived to the club!

I had an Alex Ruben Sandwich yesterday and woke up with diarrhea.

by serentimmy85 November 24, 2021

alex

one of the best humans to ever exist. Alex is literally perfect in every way. he has a really, REALLY, good way with words. he’s very thoughtful towards other people and cares a lot about the people close to him. opening up can be hard for him but overtime, very slowly, you’ll get to know him a little more. he often thinks to little of himself which is completely un necessary because as I said he’s perfect. finally, please Marry me..

I love Alex.

by nothingtoseeherelol March 21, 2021