A type of transvestite who can snap his smoking wrist back so fast its got all the flamers jelly.
He Hangs xmas lights all summer long kuz "it's the future" of lighting, he's serious take his flyer amd his card he also eats some guy named Julians salad.
He was on the kemo diet for a bit, all he ate was microwaved food, so he can get in all that radiation n shit.
Refers to himself as "Billy's girl".
It the informant for the guild peeps.
He's not like DOM he will nark on everybody.
Someone get him a tuna sandwitch.... on white no crust.
He only eats if from the dirty streets kuz he likes it there.... FUN FACT, nobody likes the tuna there.
He Hangs xmas lights all summer long kuz "it's the future" of lighting, he's serious take his flyer amd his card he also eats some guy named Julians salad.
He was on the kemo diet for a bit, all he ate was microwaved food, so he can get in all that radiation n shit.
Refers to himself as "Billy's girl".
It the informant for the guild peeps.
He's not like DOM he will nark on everybody.
Someone get him a tuna sandwitch.... on white no crust.
He only eats if from the dirty streets kuz he likes it there.... FUN FACT, nobody likes the tuna there.
by The start July 12, 2022
Get the dustin with a Jmug. Captain J. Skinnybones is a very short, skinny, and epileptic captain who will have an immediate seizure if you shine a blare light in his eyes. His real name is Joshua and he rages over video games, discord, and is horrible at just about everything he does. What is he a captain of? I don't know. Don't ask me, ask him. Also, did I mention he's REALLY short and skinny?
Captain J. Skinnybones just beat me in Big Scary forty-seven times over. I will now shine a blare light in his eyes as punishment.
by Bartholomew The Eraser March 20, 2024
Get the Captain J. Skinnybonesmug. The art of stacking Peanut butter and Jelly inside a sandwich. But always get the ingredients SEPARATE!
by JustSahana May 20, 2021
Get the PB & Jmug. J-Fake: Something that is complete fabrication. To Never J-Fake is to keep it real at all time, with all things.
A lie. (J-Fake)
Not true or real. (J-Fake)
Cap. (J-Fake)
Kizzy. (J-Fake)
A lie. (J-Fake)
Not true or real. (J-Fake)
Cap. (J-Fake)
Kizzy. (J-Fake)
Never J-Fake with me and I'll Never J-Fake with you.
Stay true to yourself and Never J-Fake.
Stop all that J-faking.
Why do I feel like you're J-Faking with me, I don't believe anything you said.
Stay true to yourself and Never J-Fake.
Stop all that J-faking.
Why do I feel like you're J-Faking with me, I don't believe anything you said.
by IV000 November 11, 2020
Get the Never J-Fakemug. when responding quickly in texting, the texter might respond "K" instead of typing out ok or okay... but will accidentally hit the "J" key instead of "K"...
"j is the new k" is like when referring to fashion and trends... "pink is the new red" "grey is the new black" or when someone gets a new boyfriend, "dave is the new john"
by pinkgirl68 February 22, 2010
Get the J is the new Kmug. “You gotta do your taxes?”
“Nahh, that’s G’s J”
“Shouldn’t you put your kids to bed??”
“That’s G’s J…”
“Nahh, that’s G’s J”
“Shouldn’t you put your kids to bed??”
“That’s G’s J…”
by NotTeagan/Andie July 29, 2022
Get the That’s G’s Jmug. julian with a lowercase j defiantly has the world's biggest cock. julian with a lowercase j will always have a bigger cock or balls than someone. Their balls are so big that they have their own gravitational poll.
by Ilove5yearolds November 20, 2023
Get the julian with a lowercase jmug.