smart like a rock

Listening to gossip from a rock. If you believe what a rock says you will believe anything. Having no common sense.

Oliver You are as smart like a rock.

by The sexy beast ox February 4, 2018

Focus Group Rock

Music written by actual bands and songwriters, but clearly for the SOLE PURPOSE of getting into an Apple ad, Nike ad, or "hip, young" car ad. Catchy at first, but the keen listener will very quickly realize something is very, very wrong - is it fake? No, that's not it... there's just something... something too calculated about its charm. Listen to these songs and you'll get it.

Fun. - "We Are Young"
Grouplove - "Toung Tied"
Neon Trees - "Animal"
Pomplamoose - "Up On The Housetop"

"Yeah, I barely even listen to the radio anymore, all the hip Focus Group Rock is on the TV!"

by cynic syndicate June 1, 2012

Moving rocks In Egypt

Being so degenerate that it results in your parents kicking you out, or you going to rehab.

Bro Stein didn’t so much ketamine he is moving rocks in Egypt now.

by D$way November 11, 2021

rock them boots

to engage in sexual intercourse

dude, i'm going to rock them boots today, hella excited to get some again.

by Ryden June 18, 2008

Rock The Dwane Johnson

The way that Quackity says dwane the rock johnson

bro look it's rock the dwane johnson

by the popo March 2, 2021

Pants-Shitting Rock

Pants-Shitting Rock is rock n' roll music that is just so outstandingly fantastic that one shits theirs and their friend's pants simultaneously.

The concert was so fan-fucking-tastic that it was Pants-Shitting Rock.

by Dr. Infinite-Savagery M.D. April 2, 2017

rock the f out

Short for "rock the freak out".

To play musical instruments in such a way that others want to rock out too. In general, rocking the f' out lies in doing a solid drum beat very loud.

Joe started to "rock the f out" at the school assembly and the crowd started headbanging.

by counciloften September 23, 2011