crate rape

verb \ˈkrāt-ˈrāp\

the unforgivable act of stealing a teammates hard earned care package during a Call of Duty multiplayer match.
100% of the time the culprit performs this foolishly selfish act in order to feel better about the fact that his/(her?) pecker is the size of a ladybug..

Following the capture, He/(She?) proceeds to hoist the crate over his/(her?) pea-sized noggin and then exclaims, at the top of his/(her?) lungs
"HEY EVERYBODY, CHECK OUT MY RIDICULOUSLY HUGE & IMPRESSIVE PACKAGE!! LOOK AT HOW ROCK HARD IT IS!!!!!"

This typically gets it done for them for the duration of the match before their feelings of inadequacy return which, inevitably, leads to a continuous cycle of handling other players packages without proper consent for the simple pleasure of feeling better about their own.

PLAYER 1:

Hey, did you see that?

THAT FUCKIN' RANDO OVER THERE JUST STOLE MY CARE PACKAGE RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER MY GUN WHILE I WAS BUSY SAVING HIS OVER-USED ASSHOLE FROM CERTAIN-DEATH!!)

PLAYER 2:

Yup, and from what I saw, that ugly troll-ass motherfucker totally crate rape(d) the living daylights out of your manhood!
Fuckin' bummer, Man.

by MJ FAME December 16, 2013

waffle rape

When Julia makes Gary eat waffles against his will by ordering them for him without his consent.

Julia waffle raped Gary at spur and didn't even own up to it.

by hilklklkl April 28, 2014

Bar rape

When male is flirted with by a female who has the sole purpose of getting free drinks from that male.

Joe 1: Joe, that girl bar raped you hard back there.

Joe 2: *Sees girl leave* Yup. :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((

Joe 1: That's the problem with the system today. That bitch should get charged with something.

Joe 2: Yeah $12.98.

by househ May 5, 2014

weed rape

To have weed taken from you without consent.

Person 1: Hey, are you down to chill tonight?

Person 2: No man, my roommate totally weed raped me. He just left me ten dollars and took the rest of my green. That shit wasn't consensual.

by gangstamusic May 28, 2014

Laugh Rape

The act of sticking your finger in a friend or stranger’s mouth whilst they are laughing heartily/hysterically about something/anything. This can cause them to gage, splutter or go into a state of coughing laughter which is in itself a source of amusement for everybody else. The Laugh Raper may benefit from ninja like reflexes to perform this task competently.

Can also be used when a friend is laughing too much or has an annoying or embarrassing laugh

Similar to Yawn Rape

While watching a Jimmy Carr DVD Dave was laughing hysterically so I seized the moment to Laugh Rape him, he gaged and went into a cough fit
At the cinema John was laughing at all the wrong parts during TED so I Laugh Raped him to shut him up.

by DCIV June 13, 2014

huddle rape

When the board runner stops you as you walk by the daily huddle and makes you participate in the huddle.

"Oh man! I just got huddle raped!"

by Shorty0 February 24, 2015

gravy rape

Raping your cellmate when he has diarrhea from bad prison food.

Cellmate 1: Did you hear what happened to Whitey last night?
Cellmate 2: Yeah, I heard Bubba tapped that.
Cellmate 1: Motherfuckin' Whitey ate some meatloaf and it turned into a gravy rape.

by georgeh12 March 4, 2015