broken pickleball

This is someone or something that no one wants to play with or be around anymore.

Barney: "Mom, no one will come over to play with me or let me come over to play with them. This is terrible! I feel like a broken pickleball. What should I do?"
Mom: "Well, Barney you are not a broken pickleball. You are a wonderful boy. You are just what some people may call socially retarded. So, there's that and you are thirty-seven years old. Now get a freakin' life and get the hell outta this house!"

by von groovy June 22, 2024

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Splitting pickles

When you want to avoid a conversation with an undesirable patron while waitressing/bartending.

*waitress to bartender* "fuck that table, I'm gonna be in the back splitting pickles for a minute."

by Pickle Splittler 2 January 17, 2026

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Shit Pickles

Just another way to say FUCK!.

Shit Pickles!!! I forgot my purse.

by Lisa11knot March 18, 2026

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Singles Pickleball

The better version of Pickleball. Legend has it every Singles Pickleball player is the most attractive, generous, kind and amazing person in the world. Not to fancy like Tennis. Not to lazy like Doubles Pickleball. If you are here play Singles Pickleball. What are you doing?

Tennis player cries because there sport is dying

Doubles Pickleball player cries because they doubled there weight in 2 hours

Singles Pickleball Player cries because they signed to much autographs today

by Shawarma muncher July 5, 2025

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Too Many sweet pickles

Slang expression used on the islands in the Puget Sound West of Seattle. Describes a state of temporary dementia or delusion (often caused by chemical intoxication).

Man, I think I'm seeing things...

Too many sweet pickles...

by Vashhole November 10, 2009

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