Spatula Hot

When the temperature is so hot that a male would require a spatula to separate his testicles from the inside of his leg.

"Damn, man! Weather forecast indicates that its going to be spatula hot today.

by GordonHearsAWho October 15, 2012

Microwave hot

Hot, but not that hot. (hot = attractive)

One step below Oven hot, which is really fuckin' hot.

"You think that girl over there is hot?"

"Ehh, Microwave hot I guess."

by BlaBlaBlaBlaBla September 5, 2012

Situational hotness

When there is an insufficient amount of social encounters/interactions a person experiences day to day and said person starts to find otherwise undesirable people attractive, they have experienced situational hotness for someone.

Most likely to apply to people at college or work.

"Dude, that girl working on front counter is starting to look pretty hot."
"Bro, you need to get out more if she has acquired situational hotness."

by Sir Mixuhlittle August 26, 2013

Hot Horrible

This is when a man or woman visually is so damn HOT...you have to remind yourself to breath, but they are so HORRIBLE at everything else.....socializing, kissing, walking, touching, breathing, working, talking, chewing, engaging, and you know you thought it....that too.

You should have met this guy I went out with last night...he was so Hot Horrible, I will never understand how such beauty has gone to waste.

by TheGucciGirl June 22, 2012

That shit was hot!

Referring to an event considered a close call.

"I nearly hit another car as I was changing lanes on the highway. THAT SHIT WAS HOT!"

by DCman July 23, 2012

horrendously hot

so overwhelmingly hot that you'd tap that a$$ any second of the day, think about tapping that a$$ when you're not tapping that a$$, or wish you owned a pause button so you could suck yourself into an orbit around them while you're wishing you could tap that a$$.

P.S. if you are called this you are really really really really ridiculously good looking.

Steven is horrendously hot, like omg I want him now.

by kayT :) July 28, 2011

Chipotle Hot

1:Exceeding the above average attractiveness to the opposite sex.
2: An attractive couple.

3: The opposite of Fugly

1:John Stamos is chipotle hot!

2: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are Chipotle Hot

by Max and Kim November 27, 2011