eat a microwave

Slang: used in gaming
Choke on something large, possibly electronic or emits waves.

“go eat a microwave” - Overwatch 2023

by BitterMuffins♥️ July 12, 2023

eating the greek meat

The act of fellatii on a penis that has recently penetrated a rectum or has partaken in anal intercoarse.

Michelle:Donny's dick tasted wierd when we had that orgy ..
Jane you didn't see him banging Louis

In the ass just before that ......girl you were eating the Greek meat!

by Vigna May 12, 2016

Gotta eat that velvet!

1.) basically, this means that you want to perform oral on a person's vagina
2.) could also mean that you are simply eating a peach

Jake: Maaannn, that girl be lookin' cute!
Daniel: Well, you know what you gotta do.
Jake: You're right... gotta eat that velvet!

by Gabe-ish August 19, 2022

eat my brain

A more aggressive, in-depth, informative approach to picking ones brain for information.

Adjective: "Hey Steve, I know you really want to come work at the company I'm at. Want to eat my brain about it over drinks later? "

by @black_forests April 27, 2017

Eat

When Used In The Context Of Fire Arms It Means The Weapon Will Blow Chunks Out Of Someone's Flesh As If They Were Being Eaten.

"Pull Up With The Choppa Let It Eat"

by HeySpliffy September 5, 2022

Eating Hibachi

A man getting has butt ate. His ass is the Hibachi

Bad Bitch 50 Floor Eating Hibachi

by SKIMBO February 15, 2024

Eat off a naked body

Every friday in the year you get to eat food off of the naked body of your gf/bf or bfs body or sneaky links body

Him:Its friday so lets eat off a naked body
Her:Okay eat off mine

by Bunda Hunter September 25, 2023